19 People Who I'm Absolutely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Last Week

    That is a less than ideal situation.

    1. The person with the best seat in the house:

    a pole blocking someone's view

    2. The person who's about to try a fun new kind of wasp-flavored boba tea:

    a wasp in someone's straw

    3. The person who's going to be dodging jellyfish all afternoon:

    "I just wanted to swim..."

    4. The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you'll ever see:

    a tiny pot

    5. The person who got a special surprise in their pizza:

    a nail in someone's pizza

    6. The person whose day did not go eggsactly as planned:

    "Don't ask"

    7. The person who just made an enemy for life in the form of a seagull:

    "I was otherwise perfect and the examiner said to come back soon. ffs"

    8. The person whose ham looks like it came straight from the devil's behind:

    a gross ham

    9. The person whose mint plants just got a special fertilizer:

    a dog pooping in someone's plants

    10. The person whose dogs, I'm sure, have been barkin' all night:

    "It's been a long night"

    11. The person whose headphones are experiencing all Europe has to offer:

    "David's AirPods"

    12. The person who's about to have the ride of their lifetime:

    "Airplanes are hard for a tall person"

    13. The person who truly experienced the highest of highs and the lowest of lows:

    "Guys I frenchkissed my girlfriend for the first time yesterday and I just learned she was tested positive for Covid"

    14. The person whose dish went absolutely nuclear:

    "My dish exploded."

    15. The person whose coffee beans have seen things...terrible things:

    Coffee beans in someone's palm

    16. The person whose fan fell fiercely flat fortunately far from family:

    "My fan fell."

    17. The person who lost a fight in the eternal battle of knife versus butter:

    a broken knife in butter

    18. The person whose car now belongs to the wasps:

    a wasp nest in someone's door handle

    19. And Kevin:

    Chili all over someone's desk chair and floor