19 People Who Most Definitely Regret Literally Every Single Decision They Made Last Week

Not great, folks. Not great at all.

Sometimes things just don't go your way. Take for example...

1. The person who will forever be trapped upon their roof:

Finally everyone is gone! I can get my chores done from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who must never wipe their derrière ever again:

Well, shit. from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who made that classic mistake of buying plates that will kill you if you eat off them:

Bought new dinner plates, guess you need to always read the back first from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who is eatin' good at the dang rabbit conference:

The vegan option served at a fancy end of conference dinner. from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person who's having trouble with their hands melting off while doing dishes:

My landlord refuses to get over here and turn down my water heater. from mildlyinfuriating

6. The person who bought what just might be the world's saddest loaf of bread:

Bought some clearance sale bread. Now I know why it was on sale. from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who will hoop their hula no more:

Rest in Hoola Hoop from mildlyinfuriating

8. The person whose driveway is more dangerous than the dang fields of Verdun... Seriously!

12 mos and approximately 20 sweeps with a powerful magnet, I'm still finding roofing nails in my gravel driveway. from mildlyinfuriating

9. The person whose cat will forever be etched in concrete:

A cat ventured onto freshly poured concrete the desperately needed to be redone from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who got to wake up to the sound of champions: a huge-ass saw:

It’s a little past 7 AM and these people are right outside of my house sawing into the middle of the street from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who was nice enough to share their whiskey with the pavement:

I finally get to try that whiskey I keep hearing abou…aww $@it from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who accidentally ordered spontaneously combusting gloves for the lab:

New glove supplier for our lab from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who will forever be stuck watching the train:

Train hasn’t moved for about 37 minutes and counting. My apartment is literally on the other side from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person with the luckiest toilet in town:

my toilet is full of ladybugs. this is just zoomed in image. they are everywhere, in the toilet, the sink... from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who had this incredibly bountiful harvest:

Dug up my potato patch today. 10 plants that looked like they were flourishing all season from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who might just wanna keep some citronella on hand for the foreseeable future:

All this just from a small mosquito bite from Wellthatsucks

17. The person whose roommate truly knows how to keep everyone safe:

My roommate nailed an air mattress to the window to “have protection from the hurricane” from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who probably wishes they never heard that sound:

So That’s What the Loud Sound was During my Meeting from Wellthatsucks

19. And the person who got a little extra protein with their big ol' hunka corn:

Eating corn for dinner and a little mealworm came out from Wellthatsucks

They don't call it a MEALworm for nothin', buddy.