If it feels like the whole world is out to get you and nothing is going right, just remember...
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The person who paid handsomely for the world's tiniest burrito:
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The person who is eatin' good tonight:
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The person whose makeup bag absolutely exploded:
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The person who got a liiiiittle took excited when opening their gift envelope:
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The person whose dog absolutely decimated their passport right before a trip:
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The person who has to watch ads longer than a dang episode of Seinfeld:
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The person whose umbrella flew back to its home planet:
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The person who accidentally cooked their cheesecake on the surface of the sun:
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The person whose haircut had them lookin' like a Super Mario 64 Goomba:
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The person who apparently had a small-scale oil spill happen in their kitchen:
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The person whose luggage ended up arriving like it had SEEN some things:
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The person who tried to be the "full-size candy bar house" and ended up with nothing but disappointment:
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The person whose airplane neighbor just wanted to say hello:
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The person who is now forever trapped in their driveway:
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The person who found a little furry friend in their grapes:
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The person whose "DO NOT BEND" envelope got bent...oh, it got bent:
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The person who learned the hard way that you should never wash a pillow in the washing machine like this:
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The person who will not be eating corn tonight:
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The person who ordered a Caesar salad and got a bountiful harvest for their rabbit:
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The person who made the classic rice–giant-jug-of-salt mix-up:
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The person who broke their car in ways previously thought impossible:
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And the person faced with Schrödinger's Shrek plate:
