If you just had yourself a bad, terrible, no good week, just remember...
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The person who almost accomplished the incredible:
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The person whose iPhone is looking great:
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The person whose idea of eight inches clearly does not match their barber's:
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The person who was kind enough to lay a nice coat of paint on the self-checkout machine:
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The person who was served quite possibly the saddest garlic bread in existence:
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The person who will not be able to sleep until that strip is finished:
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The person whose expensive watch has a tiiiiiny little scratch:
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The person whose cast iron pan just became a goop iron pan:
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The person who will never leave home without referencing five different weather apps:
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The person who got a little extra treat at the bottom of their dinner:
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The person whose measuring cup has become just a cup:
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The person whose package is juuuust a bit bent:
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The person whose cheese fries make me want to cheese dies:
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The person whose eggs seem to have created a portal to Hell:
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The person who massacred an entire family of flies in their coffee:
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The person who likes their poultry well-done:
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The person whose favorite protein powder got a nice high five:
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The person who might want to try puttin' that thing in reverse:
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And the person who learned one of life's most valuable and important lessons the hard way:
