If you just had an absolutely abominable, terrible, no-good week, just remember...
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The person who's the proud owner of a brand-new car:
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The person who isn't going anywhere anytime soon:
3.
The person who bought this monitor for ANTS:
4.
The person who is going to have to do the ol' snaffle and snoodle all the way back to their car:
5.
The person whose car got a fresh coat of "white-out":
6.
The person who is pioneering fly couture:
7.
The person who will never whack weeds so haphazardly ever again:
8.
The person who, for but one brief moment, felt what it was like to fly:
9.
The person whose car now belongs to forces beyond their control:
10.
The person who found out a really interesting fact about their body:
11.
The person whose neighbors apparently really know how to party:
12.
The person whose car accident went from bad to incomprehensibly horrible:
13.
The person whose headphone is now one with the city:
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The person who made a bunch of new bug friends on their walk:
15.
The person who was in a huge rush to get downstairs:
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The person who found a special treat at the end of their coffee:
17.
The person who's eating some fine spatula goop for dinner tonight:
18.
The person whose candle is taking over their entire bathroom:
19.
The person who lost yet another battle in the eternal war against cacti:
