If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember...
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The person whose humidifier really put a damper on things:
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The person who was voted "Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed":
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The person who was betrayed by the french fries they loved the most:
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The person whose ring is lost to the crevices of their bathroom:
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The person whose shoes just got a fresh new dye job:
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The person who is about to eat Schrödinger's chips:
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The person whose dinner is now one with the floor:
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The person whose basement is now an in-ground pool:
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The person who gave their baby the most beautiful name:
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The person who got a little extra iron in their nutritious serving of hot dogs:
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The person who got a little extra cronch with their water:
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The person whose stairs will smell of beef for the rest of all time:
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The person whose egg went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who was lucky enough to find a friendly little worm in their fruit:
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The person who might want to turn the volume down:
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The person who got a fun souvenir from the dentist:
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The person who experienced true soup tragedy:
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And the person whose sign went more ignored than any sign has ever been ignored:
