20 People Who Had Things Happen To Them Last Week I Would Not Wish On Even My Worst Enemy

    Say it with me, folks: Yikes.

    1. The person with the best seat in the whole house:

    Seat directly behind a huge pole at a sports stadium

    2. The person whose headphone was baked to absolute perfection:

    Melted AirPod that fell in the oven

    3. The person who gave their carpet a very cool, modern makeover:

    White paint spilled on a carpet

    4. The person who may have forgotten something important:

    Backpack across the country in a "find my device" screen

    5. The person who will need to take out a second mortgage on their house to finance this disaster:

    Dropped eggs in front of an open refrigerator

    6. The person who better not take any advice from Lansford Hastings on how to make it through this snow:

    Snow blocking a garage doorway

    7. The person whose Magic: The Gathering disaster is but a testament to man's folly:

    A ton of cards strewn about a floor with caption "Just finished sorting my cards"

    8. The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:

    chicken completely covered in pepper

    9. The person whose mug would fit right in with Shannon Miller and Dominique Dawes:

    Mug that fell, dropping its contents, but landed upright, with caption: "At least my mug stuck the landing!"

    10. The person whose house now needs to be condemned:

    A jar of multicolored glitter all over the floor

    11. The person who just discovered a new life form in a carton of milk:

    Milk that has turned pink and goopy

    12. The person whose jacket nearly sent them to the hospital:

    Jacket fiber that looks like the tentacles of a large roach

    13. The person whose mac 'n' cheese was prepared for Belphegor himself:

    Charred mac 'n' cheese

    14. The person whose sandal is absolutely adorable:

    Flip-flop sandal that shrank while it was next to a heater alongside the intact sandal, which is about a third bigger

    15. The person who met a new furry friend while eating oatmeal:

    Bat lying in a bowl of cereal with caption, "A bat flew into me and fell into my breakfast"

    16. The person who was apparently eating hay when disaster struck:

    Glass that broke and spilled what looks like shredded wheat in bed

    17. The person who was betrayed by that which they trusted the most:

    A baked potato cut in half and showing the rotten core

    18. The person who witnessed someone's day being ruined with their own eyes:

    Bag that fell of a baggage car, as seen from an airplane window

    19. The person whose house is now one big compost bin:

    Contents of broken compost bag all over the wood floor

    20. And, finally, the person who discovered a different, totally new life form inside their egg:

    Strange egg innards, including what looks like a boiled egg white fetus