19 Poor, Miserable Souls Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You

    Folks, we might need some help.

    If you just had yourself a no-good, awful week, just remember...

    1. The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:

    credit card that fell down a self-checkout machine

    2. The person who will never feel safe walking on that carpet again:

    thumb tacks blending into a carpet

    3. The person whose phone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:

    phone that fell into industrial paint

    4. The person whose charcuterie board left us far, far too soon:

    charcuterie board that fell

    5. The person who I am going to allow to cry over spilled milk:

    milk that fell on the ground

    6. The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:

    center console in a car filled with coffee

    7. The person who must ford this river Oregon Trail-style to get back to their home:

    river running through a road to someone's house

    8. The person who got to soak in this amazing scene from the top of a mountain:

    mountain view completely obscured by clouds

    9. The person whose coworker wrote a message to them in Simlish:

    intelligible note

    10. The person whose box of little tiny screws caused a big huge problem:

    glasses and watch screws that spilled everywhere

    11. The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:

    trash that fell down the stairs

    12. The person whose entire desk will never, ever lose that slight yellow tinge:

    yellow powder spilled all over a desk

    13. The person who had a little friend come help cook dinner:

    roach that came and died on a plate

    14. The person whose professor has a serious, serious problem with rounding:

    grade that is 3.99996 out of 4

    15. The person who is about to make the most difficult choice they've ever made to get their delivery food:

    delivery foo directly in front of a door

    16. The person whose sink decided enough was enough with their 19 toothbrushes:

    sink that sank

    17. The person whose eggs fell into oven-counter purgatory:

    eggs that fell between and oven and a counter

    18. The person who learned a valuable lesson about cleanliness that day:

    toilet cleaned with dishwasher detergent that blew up

    19. And the person who left a little souvenir for future elevator riders:

    nail caught in an elevator button