1. The person who will spend the rest of their days cursing technology:
2. The person who loves the calming scent of burning television:
3. The person betrayed by that which they love the most, a friendly neighborhood squirrel:
4. The person who will now spend the next 6 hours flying in horror:
5. The person whose pizza just returned from the 7th circle of hell:
6. The person who shepherded their shepherd's pie to the dang GROUND:
7. The person whose sweat pattern looks like something familiar:
8. The person whose glass of milk split in half like they were Dairy Moses:
9. The person whose bike will forever be locked up now:
10. The person whose sweet, little dog just wants them to never leave the house again:
11. The person whose dang car is MELTING:
12. The person who had quite possibly the worst thing in the history of modern dentistry happen to them:
13. The person who forgot the eggs. THEY FORGOT THE EGGS!
14. The person who really got a bargain on those onions:
15. The person who found out the hard way about the difference between "outside foam" and "inside foam":
16. The person who got juuuuust the right amount of cronch in their dinner:
17. The person who opened their washer to a devastating diaper dilemma:
18. The person whose plant took matters into their own hands:
19. And the newest member of Eiffel 65: