I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 19 People Having A Really, Really Bad Week

    Now that's a shame.

    1. The person who will spend the rest of their days cursing technology:

    2. The person who loves the calming scent of burning television:

    3. The person betrayed by that which they love the most, a friendly neighborhood squirrel:

    4. The person who will now spend the next 6 hours flying in horror:

    5. The person whose pizza just returned from the 7th circle of hell:

    6. The person who shepherded their shepherd's pie to the dang GROUND:

    7. The person whose sweat pattern looks like something familiar:

    8. The person whose glass of milk split in half like they were Dairy Moses:

    9. The person whose bike will forever be locked up now:

    10. The person whose sweet, little dog just wants them to never leave the house again:

    11. The person whose dang car is MELTING:

    12. The person who had quite possibly the worst thing in the history of modern dentistry happen to them:

    13. The person who forgot the eggs. THEY FORGOT THE EGGS!

    14. The person who really got a bargain on those onions:

    15. The person who found out the hard way about the difference between "outside foam" and "inside foam":

    16. The person who got juuuuust the right amount of cronch in their dinner:

    17. The person who opened their washer to a devastating diaper dilemma:

    18. The person whose plant took matters into their own hands:

    19. And the newest member of Eiffel 65: