19 People Who I Know For A Fact Regret Literally Every Single Choice They Made Last Week

Not ideal, I tell ya. Not ideal.

1. The person whose sandal shrunk a cartoonishly funny amount:

size 10 left in the sun in the car shrinks?😭 from mildlyinfuriating

2. The person who had to use the bathroom after a damn Geodude:

cant even use the restroom from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person who received the world's first can't of Coke:

Imagine this coming out of a vending machine from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who I hope likes their burgers extra plasticy:

Asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. Puts it on low, broil, and forget to take the plastic cover off. from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who shall never charge their device, amen:

In the office today… from mildlyinfuriating

6. The person who will never, ever, EVER untangle this web:

Newtons cradle that I spent 25 dollars on came out of the box tangled beyond belief. from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person whose fridge will be sticky until long after you or me have hopped off this mortal coil:

Maple syrup spilling in my fridge. from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who miiiiight want to go to a professional next time:

Girlfriend was helping cut my hair , she was doing a fantastic job until I heard a gasp. from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who will always remember their special day every time they look at their index finger:

I asked a stranger to photograph my triumph. Here's what I saw next from mildlyinfuriating

10. Ol' Rusty Eggs:

My whisk shattered into rust. A whole dozen eggs gone to waste. from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who just created the DEATH APPLE:

I just bought the dang thing from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who, thankfully, found their lost tent peg:

went camping with the buddies last weekend and found this surprise in my tire from Wellthatsucks

13. The person whose lights will always be screaming "NO" at them:

my light switch was installed upside down from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who got a little extra cigarette flavoring on their dog:

My uncle put out his cigarette out on my hotdog i left unattended for 2 minutes. He thought i was done. That was the last hotdog too... :( from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who lived your worse sneezing nightmare:

I put a hole in the wall because I passed out while blowing my nose from Wellthatsucks

They're ok, don't worry.

16. The person who traveled 5,000 miles just to be disappointed:

I flew nearly 5,000 miles to get drone shots of Ireland and forgot my charger. from Wellthatsucks

17. The person who added a little natural flavoring to their body wash:

Found an earwig in my loofa AFTER washing myself off in the shower.. from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person whose entire TV setup got fried by Zeus:

Lightning struck close and fried PS5, 2 monitors and my PC from mildlyinfuriating

19. The person searching for the suite that does not exist and has never existed:

I‘m in suite 86… from Wellthatsucks

Don't you get it? There never was a Suite 86. IT DOESN'T EXIST!