If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible week, just think about...
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The person who learned a very valuable winter lesson:
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The person whose bathroom is completely frozen solid:
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The person who likes their books extra clean, apparently:
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The person whose car interior saw about 4–5 inches of snowfall:
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The person who had the unthinkable happen:
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The person whose omelette just got a very special ingredient:
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The person who might want to turn up that thermostat a smidge:
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The person who is going to spend the rest of their earthly days organizing this box:
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The person who was betrayed by the pie they loved the most:
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The person whose thoughtful gift is now stuck in a tree:
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The person whose heating pad got, well, too heated:
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The person who just invented a new flavor of oatmeal:
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The person who did the thing:
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The person who will be avoiding any and all open flames today:
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The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:
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The person who just ordered a plate of sticks:
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The person whose belt shall belt no more:
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The person who got a little extra surprise with their whipped cream:
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And the person with the strongest serve this side of the mighty Mississipp:
