If you just had yourself a no-good, terrible, soul-crushing week, just remember...
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The person whose DVD collection just got a whole lot saucier:
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The person whose potluck will now be taking place inside their Nissan Altima:
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The person whose shirt got wrinkled beyond human comprehension:
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The person whose cake has an extra-special ingredient:
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The person who will be getting their daily serving of iron lickety-split:
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The person whose dogs will unequivocally be barking something fierce posthaste:
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The person whose coffee went absolutely nuclear in the microwave:
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The person who learned a bald guy lesson as old as time itself:
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The person whose hamburger ham-burned them bad:
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The person who is now part Q-tip:
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The person with the worst avocado luck imaginable:
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The person who was kind enough to share their toothbrush with a friendly little guy:
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The person who had a bona fide cheesecake tragedy happen to them:
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The person who learned the true power of legumes that day:
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The person whose day is going to look a lot less Ilya Kovalchuk and a little more Scott Hamilton:
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The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
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The person who was defeated by a most mighty squash:
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The person who will never, ever be tasked with carrying the donuts ever again:
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And the person who...the person who...oh LORD:
