If you just had an absolutely awful week, just remember...
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The person whose car just got a stake through the heart:
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The person who probably should have taken those muffins out a few seconds earlier:
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The person who will never sit down again without looking for a sweet piece of delicious fruit:
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The person who gambled and lost:
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The person whose mirror is absolutely perfectly placed:
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The person who might wanna grab some paper towels:
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The person who will never, ever forget what this bird did to them:
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The person who'd better be driving a bulldozer:
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The person who knows that nothing but despair lies beyond this door:
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The person who left the noddles in juuuuust a tad too long:
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The person whose strand of hair is now ready to enter the afterlife:
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The person who needs to bring their S.O. to the veterinarian:
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The person who experienced a true soy sauce disaster:
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The person whose dinners are about to have a very special secret ingredient:
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The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God:
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The person who flossed harder than anyone has ever flossed before:
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The person who was betrayed by the deodorant they loved the most:
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The person whose lamp is evidently possessed:
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And the person whose wrist shall never be itched:
