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The person whose shoes now have 99% less germs and 99% more stains:
2.
The person whose lunch is about to get all kinds of messy:
3.
The person who got to spend scant precious time with their beloved device:
4.
The person who just might be getting married in shorts:
5.
The person who finally got the in-ground pool they've always wanted:
6.
The person who was deprived of their God-given right to have a little cream here and there:
7.
The person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen to them:
8.
The person who had to uncover this horrific sight:
9.
The person whose sink is officially sunk:
10.
The person who's gonna be eatin' good tonight:
11.
The person whose bag of food is really going places:
12.
The person who will have to bridge the English Channel just to listen to "Today's Top Hits" or whatever in stereo:
13.
The person whose pizza seems to have been cooked in the fires of Hades itself:
14.
The person who was apparently eating a well-trodden pizza:
15.
The person who got a little extra protein with their flapjack:
16.
The person who will never, ever forgive the birds that did this to them:
17.
The person who will forever curse Mother Nature for this cruel joke:
18.
The person who apparently works 15 hours a day in the Bowman Co. coal mines before immediately sitting down to play God of War:
19.
The person who paid way too much money for a bag of air with some bread thrown in:
20.
The person who might want to grab the pliers:
21.
And the person who apparently ordered their hamburger "well gooped":
