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The person who might have made a tiny error at work:
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The person whose phone is now one with the car:
3.
The person whose clothes got a little extra grit:
4.
The person whose egg yolk will be trapped for all eternity beneath their stove:
5.
The person who was lucky enough to have a fellow movie-goer look out for everyone afraid of the dark:
6.
The person who will never, ever get to use this microwave:
7.
The person who made the VERY COMMON mistake every single one of us is guilty of making at some point:
8.
The person whose wall now looks like the world's worst piece of modern art:
9.
The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:
10.
The person who better hope that floor is over 21:
11.
The person who might just want to avoid ever going outside again:
12.
The person who is literally living a nightmare:
13.
The person who made the one mistake you should never make:
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The person who made a new friend last week:
15.
The person who paid a fortune for nothing but foam:
16.
The person who is most certainly NOT enjoying some fresh hummus tonight:
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The person whose tragedy sent chills down the backs of mall goths everywhere:
18.
The person whose chair can only be described as "gently used":
19.
The person who might as well just skip the holiday season:
20.
And the person who texted their boss some stuff they probably wish they didn't text their boss:
