If you just had a bad, bad, bad, bad week, just remember...
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The person who is going to have the opposite of a stress-free vacation:
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The person whose perfume is one with the angels now:
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The person who experienced true tragedy:
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The person who will be picking out peppercorns until the end of time:
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The person whose burger had a little too much bite:
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The person who is apparently living with a 9-foot grizzly bear:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson in the kitchen today:
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The person who just got a free wrench:
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The person who got a pizza I wouldn't even feed to that person who claws soap like an animal:
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The person who will be enjoying approximately one refreshing sip:
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The person who better have milkshake insurance:
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The person who is about to play an exciting game of seltzer Jenga:
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The person whose carpet got a cool, clean, fresh coat of paint:
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The person whose sink is possessed by malevolent spirits the likes of which our tiny brains cannot comprehend:
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The person whose fun dinosaur balloon really, really let loose:
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The person whose large is more like...a smarge:
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The person who got a little added protein in their beans:
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The person whose mirror went absolutely nuclear:
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And the person whose banana is crying out for help:
