1.
The person who took the biggest, fakest bite you'll ever see:
2.
The person whose partner is absolutely toxic:
3.
The person whose pizza had a little more bounce to the ounce:
4.
The person who needs to get their dang ears checked:
5.
The person who, but for a brief moment, was the king of the world:
6.
The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen:
7.
The person who's going to play a rousing game of "This Little Piggy Went To The Market" with a new friend:
8.
The person who got a beautiful view of some rando's umbrella at the function:
9.
The person whose pizza place is running a very interesting new promotion:
10.
The person whose crunchy peanut butter just became creamy:
11.
The person whose credit card fell into a place beyond what our simple human brains can comprehend:
12.
The person whose sandwich is bringing me down:
13.
The person who had a bunch of raccoons crash their precious little party:
14.
The person who made a million tiny new friends:
15.
The person who better come up with a baked good to make ASAP:
16.
The person whose jeans got straight up bleached:
17.
The person who was betrayed by the car they trusted the most:
18.
The person whose pen went absolutely nuclear:
19.
And the person whose spoon shall spoon no more:
