20 People Who I Am 100% Positive Regret Literally Every Single Choice They Made This Week

Not what you want. Not what you want at all.

If you had yourself a bad, no good, terrible week, just remember...

1. The person who was seconds away from being devoured by an escalator:

Was taking the escalator when it decided to take me instead from mildlyinfuriating

2. The person who is faced with Schrödinger's can:

No matter ho I try to pick this up its going to spill from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person whose car should be the starting center fielder for the New York Yankees:

On the bright side I got to keep the ball from Wellthatsucks

4. The person who gave their AirPod a nice, cool, fresh coat of paint:

Ny airpod fell into paint from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person who likes their bacon extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra crispy:

Forgot about the bacon in the bbq from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who just grew the world's saddest watermelon:

This watermelon that I grew from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who is gonna be eating some good old-fashioned, deep-fried floor tonight:

I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who was kind enough to share their bowl of jam with some friendly bees:

There goes our picnic from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who is probably about to live a real-world "mission impossible":

My girlfriend had a USB stick in her kebab from mildlyinfuriating

10. The person who had a peacock invade their dang domicile:

When you leave the door open and a bird gets in your house from mildlyinfuriating

11. The person who will now be covered in cornstarch for the rest of their human days:

I hate cornstarch so much. from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who is about to learn the true meaning of desperation:

What is this gas station toilet paper from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who received this monstrosity:

Ordered some gummy bears in the mail and this is what I got. Wondering if I should still try to eat it or not. from mildlyinfuriating

14. Ol' Tiny Gloves:

What happen's when you put leather gloves in a washing machine from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who ordered their pizza scrambled:

it came like this. fucking hell. from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person whose fridge door woke up one day and said "No more":

My fridge door fell off from Wellthatsucks

17. The person whose dishwasher-safe water bottle now belongs in a modern-art museum:

My "dishwasher safe" water bottle. from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who somehow drove like this:

I don't know what I hit or ran over, if anything, but two of my tires just exploded. By the time I pulled over one was long gone. from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who is now extremely itchy:

A mosquito bite in my poison ivy rash. Could there be a more terrible combo?!?! Ahh!! from Wellthatsucks

20. And the person who is about to engage in a battle of epic proportions:

The person who stole my AirPods off my flight is staying in a hotel two blocks away from me. from mildlyinfuriating

It's on.

H/T: r/Wellthatsucks and r/mildlyinfuriating.