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    20 People Who I Am 100% Positive Regret Literally Every Single Choice They Made This Week

    Not what you want. Not what you want at all.

    If you had yourself a bad, no good, terrible week, just remember...

    1. The person who was seconds away from being devoured by an escalator:

    2. The person who is faced with Schrödinger's can:

    3. The person whose car should be the starting center fielder for the New York Yankees:

    4. The person who gave their AirPod a nice, cool, fresh coat of paint:

    5. The person who likes their bacon extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra crispy:

    6. The person who just grew the world's saddest watermelon:

    7. The person who is gonna be eating some good old-fashioned, deep-fried floor tonight:

    8. The person who was kind enough to share their bowl of jam with some friendly bees:

    9. The person who is probably about to live a real-world "mission impossible":

    10. The person who had a peacock invade their dang domicile:

    11. The person who will now be covered in cornstarch for the rest of their human days:

    12. The person who is about to learn the true meaning of desperation:

    13. The person who received this monstrosity:

    14. Ol' Tiny Gloves:

    15. The person who ordered their pizza scrambled:

    16. The person whose fridge door woke up one day and said "No more":

    17. The person whose dishwasher-safe water bottle now belongs in a modern-art museum:

    18. The person who somehow drove like this:

    19. The person who is now extremely itchy:

    20. And the person who is about to engage in a battle of epic proportions:

    It's on.

    H/T: r/Wellthatsucks and r/mildlyinfuriating.