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    Man, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 19 People Having A Really, Really Bad Week

    A wise man once said, "It's not what you want."

    1. The person who gets absolutely lasered by the sun every single morning:

    2. The person whose bedroom ceiling didn't just collapse, it ERUPTED:

    3. The guy with the best seat in the house:

    What's my man about to watch? Pole Side Story? Everything Everywhere All at a PoleShang-Chi and the Legend of the Big Pole? My goodness!

    4. The person who apparently asked Wolverine to do their dishes:

    5. The person who now must spend the rest of their natural life forever picking up Mommy's beads:

    6. The person who cooked their iPhone juuuuust right:

    7. The person with the chocolatiest luggage around:

    8. The old chap with the minty-fresh nards:

    9. The person who committed first-degree banana-cide:

    10. The person who just might have the worst avocado luck in the world:

    11. The person who's about to be eatin' some good goop for dinner:

    Hope you boys like GOOP!

    12. The person who got a little extra surprise with their cheese:

    Ummm, jealous!

    13. The person who had unthinkable tragedy happen to them:

    14. The person whose car was literally felled by a dang wrench. A WRENCH!

    15. The person whose wedding gift...turned into a wedding nightmare:

    A dookiemare, if you will.

    16. The person whose seat neighbor just wanted to say, the hell with their stinky-ass feet:

    17. The person whose phone has been a naughty little device:

    18. The person whose bag wanted to get a couple of extra minutes of that sweet vitamin D:

    19. And the person whose wife did THIS: