If you just had a tough, no-good, absolutely crummy week, just remember...
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The person whose pen went absolutely nuclear in their pants:
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The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:
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The person who experienced a level 5 pizza-lanche:
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The person whose roofer was kind enough to say hello:
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The person who had to sit behind this rootin'-tootin', seat-blockin' cowboy at the hockey game:
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The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their burger:
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The person whose dryer was violently attacked:
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The person who found Grandpa's mustache crawling around their pillow:
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The person who must be on a hidden camera show:
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The person whose neighbor absolutely eviscerated their garbage can:
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The person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat:
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The person who will be walking everywhere for the foreseeable future:
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The person whose salad must never be opened:
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The person with perhaps the wrinkliest hands in existence:
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The person whose pot looks like something you'd find at Akhetaten's city of Amarna:
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The person who created a new life form while trying to make some eggs:
