My friends, if you're having a rough week, just remember...
1. The person who somehow had their oatmeal go catastrophically wrong:
2. The person who has the most explosive pants around:
3. The person whose can shall remain forever closed, amen:
4. The person who invented sweet salmon:
5. The person who will now learn to like garlic a little too much:
6. The person who received this egg salad abomination:
7. The person who's forever finger trapped:
8. The person who apparently made some very powerful birds very angry:
10. The person who can never return to the mall:
11. The person who, oh lord, has to deal with this:
12. The person who will forever be on 0% battery:
13. The person who received a Boston donut:
14. The person who was breathing this goop in:
15. The person whose cat is clearly out to get them:
16. The person who has to pay to unlock the PLUS button:
17. The person who might have to do a little quick maintenance on their computer: