If you just had the absolute worst day, just remember...
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The person who experienced true tragedy:
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The person who has their couch riiiiight where they want it:
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The person who learned a very valuable lesson that day:
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The person who, thankfully, found that lost cooler with the front of their car:
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The person who is going to be finding pillow residue until the end of time:
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The person who is now stranded in the desert and lost to time:
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The person with the sweetest car around:
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The person who straight up fell through a suburban trap door:
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The person whose pizza has SEEN some things... terrible, terrible things:
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The person whose tooth was not long for this world:
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The person who whacked their window wildly with a warlike weed whacker:
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The person who might want to try to buff that out:
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The person whose new pants provide several holes for ventilation:
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The person whose bath is evidently full of pond water:
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The person whose Mickey Mouse pancakes just solved the Lament Configuration:
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The person whose egg looks extra hole-y:
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The person who gets to unwrap their tomato like a present:
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And the person who got a free little treat with their ice cream:
