If you just had the absolute worst month ever, just remember...
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The person who gave their car a new sleek, modern look:
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The person who will be picking rice out of their keyboard until the cows come home:
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The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack:
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The person whose beanbag chair went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who made a terrible, terrible mistake:
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The person whose package got nice and smooshed:
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The person whose brisket came out juuuuuust right:
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The person whose lasagna is in and of itself a testament to man's folly:
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The person who picked the absolute worst place to park that day:
10.
The person who will never park all willy-nilly again:
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The person who got trapped in a prison of their own making:
12.
The person who enjoyed a fresh bowl of Oop! All Ants:
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The person who's gonna be eating good for lunch today:
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The person who let the entire world know what was going on with their body:
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The person who experienced true tragedy:
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The person who may just be the sweatiest man on Earth:
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The person who made an enemy for life with a woodland creature today:
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The person who got betrayed by the slurp:
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The person who was nice enough to let their little buddy get a quick brush in:
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The person who also made an enemy for life with a different woodland creature:
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The person whose computer took a tumble:
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The person who found their AirPods safe and sound at the dump:
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The person who will replay this moment over and over in their head:
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The person whose soup opened a portal to the netherworld:
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The person whose finger looks like it's seen some...well, you know what:
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The person who will now always quadruple-bag their trash:
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The person whose cheese was evidently tampered with by some dark-sided stuff:
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The person who got that roach squeaky clean:
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The person who got, well, fleas:
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The person who got the world's hardest soft tortilla:
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The person who had quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen happen to them:
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The person whose entire home office is now well caffeinated:
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The person who made a few wrong turns in life:
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The person whose college diploma got di-folda'd:
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The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it:
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The person who will rue the day he bought those tongs:
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The person whose sneezes probably register on the Richter scale:
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The person who just invented caffeinated yogurt:
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The person who might now be resistant to every disease known to humankind:
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The person faced with this impossible task:
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The person who might want to buff out that scratch on their phone:
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The person who will apparently live out the rest of their days in the interview room:
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The person who experienced true Crocs devastation:
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The person who saved their beloved succulent...but at what cost:
45.
The person who learned a lesson humans have been learning since time immemorial:
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The person who might want to watch their sodium intake after this one:
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The person who came home to a little, fun surprise:
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The person who will be finding little grains of rice until the cows come home yet again:
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The person who had a little friend say hello during some hair drying:
