1.
The person whose phone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:
2.
The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:
3.
The person who got to soak in this amazing scene from the top of a mountain:
4.
The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:
5.
The person whose entire desk will never, ever lose that slight yellow tinge:
6.
The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:
7.
The person who turned their garage into a winter wonderland:
8.
The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:
9.
The person who will never feel safe walking on that carpet again:
10.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
11.
The person who I am going to allow to cry over spilled milk:
12.
The person who must ford this river Oregon Trail-style to get back to their home:
13.
The person whose coworker wrote a message to them in Simlish:
14.
The person who had some real Italian coffee:
15.
The person whose eggs fell into oven-counter purgatory:
16.
The person who might have just received the most bent piece of mail in existence:
17.
The OTHER person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
18.
The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2023:
19.
The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:
20.
The person who left a little souvenir for future elevator riders:
21.
The person who will be finding chia seeds until the cows come home. The cows come home, I say!
22.
The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:
23.
The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:
24.
The person whose thumb was touched by the devil himself:
25.
The person with the best seat in the whole house:
26.
The person who turned their bed into a candle crime scene:
28.
The person who witnessed someone's day being ruined with their own eyes:
29.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about cleanliness that day:
30.
The person whose mug would fit right in with Shannon Miller and Dominique Dawes:
31.
The person who let the Sasquatch borrow their heels:
32.
The person who had the unthinkable happen to their poor, poor marshmallows:
33.
The person who gave their carpet a very cool, modern makeover:
34.
The person whose Magic: The Gathering disaster is but a testament to man's folly:
35.
The person who had a little friend come help cook dinner:
36.
The person whose professor has a serious, serious problem with rounding:
37.
The person whose mac 'n' cheese was prepared for Belphegor himself:
38.
The person who is about to make the most difficult choice they've ever made to get their delivery food:
39.
The person whose mozzarella sticks contained nary a stick of mozzarella:
40.
The person who is facing the egg dilemma to end all egg dilemmas:
41.
The person who may have forgotten something important:
42.
The person who will need to take out a second mortgage on their house to finance this disaster:
43.
The person who got a little extra protein with their cereal:
44.
The person who knows 2023's hottest look will be "shirt that got caught in a tool at the job site":
45.
The person whose sandal is absolutely adorable:
46.
The person whose headphone was baked to absolute perfection:
47.
The person who met a new furry friend while eating oatmeal:
48.
The person who better not take any advice from Lansford Hastings on how to make it through this snow:
49.
The person whose house now needs to be condemned:
50.
And the person whose entire world just got rocked by a pill mix-up:
