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    50 People Who Definitely Regret Literally Every Damn Decision They Made This Month

    Sometimes you win the day and sometimes the day destroys you.

    If you had a rough month, just remember...

    1. The person who did what they had to do when they saw a bug:

    2. The person who added a very, very special ingredient to their sandwich:

    3. The person who maybe should've adjusted their filming setup:

    4. The person who got to meet their neighbor in such a lovely way:

    5. The person who managed to send their garlic bread straight to hell:

    6. The person who has the best view money can buy:

    7. The person who might wanna turn up the heat a little bit:

    8. The person who definitely doesn't regret this trip:

    9. The person whose cat had a nice little gift for them:

    10. The person who will never have itchy teeth again:

    11. The person who got a little added treat with their sandwich:

    12. The person who lost their brand-new shellular telephone:

    13. Ol' Stinky Beans:

    14. The person who just made a beautiful piece of modern art with their big ol' dome:

    15. The person who enjoyed a pipin' hot cuppa gravy first thing in the morning:

    16. The person who received one (1) pepperoni on their pizza:

    17. The person who is forever trapped in high school:

    18. The person who had to send this harrowing text message:

    19. The person who probably picked the worst possible place to park the day before:

    20. The mean, green paintin' machine:

    21. The person who will now be enjoying a side of goop with their pizza:

    22. The person who just laid a nice, fresh coat of paint in the backseat:

    23. The person who will never mess with a farmer ever again:

    24. The person who will now spend the rest of their life picking up paper:

    25. The person who will never, ever finish that puzzle:

    26. The person who bought shoes for ANTS:

    27. The person who got their salsa extra screwy:

    28. The person who was kind enough to feed the hungry ATM:

    29. The person who came home to this:

    30. The person who has a tiny little mess to clean up:

    31. The person who is about to enjoy some well-done chicken:

    32. The person who will just have to start a new life out here:

    33. The person who will never be able to use that charger again:

    34. The person who was kind enough to share with their dog:

    35. This forlorn fellow who forfeited their favorite letter:

    36. The person who left behind a little part of themselves on the bus:

    37. The person who loves their dog very much, I am sure:

    38. The person who needs to nuke their apartment from orbit:

    39. The person who could probably build a studio apartment in this pastry:

    40. The person who loves their cats very much, I am sure:

    41. The person who stabbed their washing machine to death:

    42. The person who got a brand-new PlayStation Rock:

    43. The person who was kind enough to send their AirPods on a nice trip to Portugal:

    44. The person who will never get to sleep now:

    45. The person who had this unfathomable tragedy happen to them:

    46. The person who must vanquish this egg monstrosity:

    47. The person who, unfortunately, is not driving a car powered by dairy:

    48. The person with the world's heaviest soap dispenser:

    49. The person who has a little friend living in their oven:

    50. And the person who had this baffling fish accident happen to them:

    How.