50 People Who Definitely Regret Literally Every Damn Decision They Made This Month

Sometimes you win the day and sometimes the day destroys you.

If you had a rough month, just remember...

1. The person who did what they had to do when they saw a bug:

Long story short, I saw a cockroach. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who added a very, very special ingredient to their sandwich:

Just morning rush things from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who maybe should've adjusted their filming setup:

to shoot some sweet archery video. from therewasanattempt

4. The person who got to meet their neighbor in such a lovely way:

WCGW if my neighbour uses the longest possible drill out there? from Whatcouldgowrong

5. The person who managed to send their garlic bread straight to hell:

My garlic bread caught on fire from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who has the best view money can buy:

Rolled up right before the concert started. from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who might wanna turn up the heat a little bit:

“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.” from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who definitely doesn't regret this trip:

Drove three hours to go to the Grand Canyon from Wellthatsucks

9. The person whose cat had a nice little gift for them:

Neighbor's cat decided to take shit on our skylight. from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who will never have itchy teeth again:

Brushed my teeth for a good 20 seconds with this… from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who got a little added treat with their sandwich:

There Was a Sticker on my Sandwich from Wendy’s from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who lost their brand-new shellular telephone:

Found while walking along the beach at low tide from Wellthatsucks

13. Ol' Stinky Beans:

When you take the wrong leftovers container to work and all you have for lunch is baked beans from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who just made a beautiful piece of modern art with their big ol' dome:

Gravity wins. But I live to trip another day. from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who enjoyed a pipin' hot cuppa gravy first thing in the morning:

Guess which one looked more like the coffee jar as I was waking up. from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who received one (1) pepperoni on their pizza:

Only got one pepperoni on my pepperoni pizza from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who is forever trapped in high school:

My school put me in grade 13 for next year…? from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who had to send this harrowing text message:

to send a text from therewasanattempt

19. The person who probably picked the worst possible place to park the day before:

WCGW removing the cones that reserved an area for delivery from Whatcouldgowrong

20. The mean, green paintin' machine:

I don’t paint often, so I was really proud of myself for remembering to wear gloves this time. from Wellthatsucks

21. The person who will now be enjoying a side of goop with their pizza:

Plastic board from Whatcouldgowrong

22. The person who just laid a nice, fresh coat of paint in the backseat:

Good morning from Wellthatsucks

23. The person who will never mess with a farmer ever again:

WCGW blocking a farmer's gate to save a parking fee? from Whatcouldgowrong

24. The person who will now spend the rest of their life picking up paper:

I tripped over my paper shredder... from Wellthatsucks

25. The person who will never, ever finish that puzzle:

not sure this belongs here but the painters didn’t even bother to move a puzzle piece when going over the baseboards (was like this when i moved in) from mildlyinfuriating

26. The person who bought shoes for ANTS:

Received these size 12 badminton shoes from Amazon. They look like a 7 and fit in my palm from mildlyinfuriating

27. The person who got their salsa extra screwy:

Ordered some mexican food through uber eats, halfway through my 5 taco sampler I bite something hard... from mildlyinfuriating

28. The person who was kind enough to feed the hungry ATM:

Atm shut down with my card still inside. from Wellthatsucks

29. The person who came home to this:

After a grueling day at work without food where I had to wait 4 hours for a sample to arrive which got canceled, I come home at 7pm to find all my shit in garbage bags cause the cleaners my landlord sent cleared the wrong apartment. from Wellthatsucks

30. The person who has a tiny little mess to clean up:

WCGW if I drain a deep fryer into a plastic bucket? from Whatcouldgowrong

31. The person who is about to enjoy some well-done chicken:

Sister promised she’d take the chicken out of the oven while I took a bath and relaxed after driving all day. from mildlyinfuriating

32. The person who will just have to start a new life out here:

Just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home. from Wellthatsucks

33. The person who will never be able to use that charger again:

Penny fell into my car charging port and I can’t get it out from mildlyinfuriating

34. The person who was kind enough to share with their dog:

Just baked this cake and ate one piece, came back and the dog licked the icing off as far as she could reach. from Wellthatsucks

35. This forlorn fellow who forfeited their favorite letter:

My F key decided to fall off my keyboard while writing a 1000 word essay from mildlyinfuriating

36. The person who left behind a little part of themselves on the bus:

That looks like it hurt from Wellthatsucks

37. The person who loves their dog very much, I am sure:

My puppy ate my passport from Wellthatsucks

38. The person who needs to nuke their apartment from orbit:

Bed bugs everywhere in the apartment from Wellthatsucks

39. The person who could probably build a studio apartment in this pastry:

Was so excited for this perfect pastry… and then… from Wellthatsucks

40. The person who loves their cats very much, I am sure:

First vacation in years and the cats figured out how to turn on the bidet. from mildlyinfuriating

41. The person who stabbed their washing machine to death:

Missed my pocket knife in the laundry. from Wellthatsucks

42. The person who got a brand-new PlayStation Rock:

Bought a PS5 for my son’s birthday. Someone at UPS swapped it out with a rock from Wellthatsucks

43. The person who was kind enough to send their AirPods on a nice trip to Portugal:

Wanna talk about lost AirPods? Just got back from my honeymoon in Portugal… from Wellthatsucks

44. The person who will never get to sleep now:

Was getting ready for bed, walked into my bedroom to this. from Wellthatsucks

45. The person who had this unfathomable tragedy happen to them:

When you hard brake and forget you have a bag of McDonalds. from Wellthatsucks

46. The person who must vanquish this egg monstrosity:

My step dad keeps forgetting to take the boiled eggs out of the freezer when they’ve cooled down from mildlyinfuriating

47. The person who, unfortunately, is not driving a car powered by dairy:

Wrong Pump? from WTF

48. The person with the world's heaviest soap dispenser:

The soap dispenser fell from mildlyinfuriating

49. The person who has a little friend living in their oven:

There’s a roach behind the screen of the clock on my oven…. I keep my house extremely clean but I live in the woods. This is bothering me so much from mildlyinfuriating

50. And the person who had this baffling fish accident happen to them:

How does this even happen from WTF

How.