If you’re having yourself a downright bad, no good, crappy time, just remember...
1. The person who was kind enough to send their AirPods on the trip of a lifetime:
2. The person who learned to close their door every night the hard way:
3. The person who is about to take the coldest dang poop the world ever did see:
4. The previous owners who are still trying to find that piece:
5. The person who might find the screw they dropped within the next few millennia:
6. The person who will just have to start a new life at this campsite:
7. The person who is forever stranded in the bathroom:
8. The world's worst Wordle player:
9. The person who's gonna be working over-hard to clean this up:
10. The person who will just live in an unnumbered house forever:
11.
The person who just may never play basketball again:
12. The person who just has to turn around and go home:
13. The person who is about to make a friend for life on this flight:
15. The person who was kind enough to let their vacuum listen to some music:
16.
The person who apparently now lives under the sea:
17. The person who now must take the world's longest receipt with them wherever they go:
19. The person who had a bit of a brain malfunction:
20. The person who is about to enjoy a nice meal of cooked glass:
21. The person who was kind enough to let everyone into their mailbox:
22. The person who got a nice little personal text about the cheating:
23.
The person who has to deal with an anti-cutting-boarder:
24. The person who bought tortillas FOR ANTS:
25. The person whose PS5 IS MELTING:
26. The person who, oh lord, had a bad accident:
27. The person who used the fires of Mount Doom to bake muffins:
28. The person who must have angered the skate gods:
29. The person whose cat was kind enough to help cook:
30. The proud owner of one (1) giant rock:
31. The person whose company was so nice they already broke in their chair for them:
32. And the person who made a friend for life on the bus:
33.
The person who got a very special ingredient in their sandwich:
34. The person with the world's chocolatiest computer:
35. The person who added a little extra FLAIR to their laundry:
36. The person who will never be able to relax in the bath:
37. The person who made the world's worst mistake:
38. The person with such a kind, caring, and considerate roommate:
40. The person who had a little accident in the back of their car:
41. The mad scientist who brewed this up:
42. The person who had to do the barefoot walk of disappointment:
43.
The person who will forever be charging a tiny bead:
44. The person who the universe does not want to drink a cold one:
45. This person who angered the Hawaiian Punch gods:
46.
The person who got a delicious plate of goop for school lunch:
47. The person whose pantry shelves were really excited to see them:
48. The person who really needs to get their pelling under control:
49. The person whose keys will forever be lost to the abyss:
50. The person who got a raw grilled cheese:
51. The person who the universe does not want to have a sweet treat:
52. And this poor, poor soul: