38 Things You Will Never Read Again In Your Life

    ...unless you have children. Or you're just still a child at heart!

    1. This poetry classic:

    2. This very literal classic:

    3. This will-there-be-enough-room classic:

    4. This rotten cheese classic:

    5. This offbeat classic:

    6. This what-the-hell-is-that-animal classic:

    7. These choose your own adventure classics:

    8. This tiny Indian classic:

    9. This starving caterpillar classic:

    10. This terrifying classic:

    11. This magical classic:

    12. This underpants-fiction classic:

    13. This I-still-cry-every-time classic:

    14. This slightly depressing classic:

    15. These inspired-you-to-build-a-treehouse classics:

    16. This horrifying classic:

    17. This the-subject-of-every-book-report classic:

    18. This pasta-eating classic:

    19. This substitute teaching classic:

    20. This mouse with a motorcycle classic:

    21. This glittery classic:

    22. These mysterious classics:

    23. This very green classic:

    24. This proto-Facebook poke classic:

    25. This it-could-always-be-worse classic:

    26. This sci-fi classic:

    27. This delicious classic:

    28. This re-imagined classic:

    29. These frightening classics:

    30. This axe-grinding classic:

    31. These wild classics:

    32. This classic classic:

    33. This frogs-can-be-BFFs-too classic:

    34. This greedy classic:

    35. This absurd classic:

    36. This but-seriously-what-the-hell-is-this-creature classic:

    37. This maybe-my-teacher-isn't-so-bad classic:

    38. And this button-pushing classic:

    Never forget where they all came from...

    ... heaven on Earth-- also known as a book fair: