1. These stylin' roller skates:
Via Flickr: kltworks
2. Or a fresh pair of Moon Shoes/shoes that will wreck your ankles:
Via amazon.com
3. The best movie tie-in ever, the Talkboy:
4. A robot dog that does flips, the Poo-chi:
5. The hip alternative to the Game Boy:
Via sega.wikia.com
6. Or the original Game Boy:
Via break.com
7. Or maybe the ORIGINAL MP3 player:
8. Lazer Tag: the much less wet alternative to Super Soakers:
9. Yak Baks:
Via izismile.com
10. STREET SHARKS:
11. Hot Shot Basketball:
Via neogaf.com
12. A whole bunch of sweet, sweet orange tapes:
13. Or the original portable DVD player:
Via comingsoon.net
14. One of these bad boys:
15. The Rolls-Royce of two-wheeled vehicles:
Via toysrus.com
16. Or the Rolls-Royce of finger transportation:
Via mightyape.com.au
17. The board game with the best jingle ever:
18. Quite possibly the most stressful game ever made:
Via en.wikipedia.org
19. See-through phones:
Via etsy.com
20. An oven that uses a lightbulb but still somehow makes delicious, EZ food:
21. An Echo Mic:
22. Tamagotchis, a fake pet that somehow still poops everywhere:
23. An even faker pet that still poops everywhere, Digimon:
Via dafont.com
24. Velcro Catch:
Via diytrade.com
25. THIS CASTLE:
Via thisoldtoy.com
26. The future of art:
Via indulgy.com
27. Or just every art supply you ever need:
Via pinterest.com
28. Or just these strange, strange things:
Via rsvlts.com
29. GAK:
30. Or maybe Gak's strange, mutant cousin, Floam:
31. Sky Dancers, a fun toy that will also knock out your eye:
Via tumblr.com
32. K'Nex...
Via knex.com
33. Or Legos. Choose your own adventure:
Via eurobricks.com
34. Zoo Books:
35. Super Soakers:
Via nerf.wikia.com
36. Any game with these guys in them:
Via tvtropes.org
37. A brand-new sports car:
Via failepicfail.com
38. Or a brand-new SUV:
39. A fresh, new pack of crayons hot off the presses:
40. Or a brand-spankin'-new pack of these bad boys:
Via joyreactor.com
41. A sweet-smelling Koosh:
42. The original digital camera:
Via ready4qa.com
43. Fine trivia:
44. A brand-new map:
Via amazon.com
45. A Skip-It, because everyone needs the "ball and chain" experience:
Via hercampus.com
46. New kicks:
Via kotaku.com.au
47. Polly Pocket:
48. Or Mighty Max:
49. 24-carat jelly jewelry:
Via pinterest.com
50. And a bunch of Beanie Babies, which will all definitely be worth thousands of dollars some day:
Via sodahead.com
Still waiting.
