50 Things You Will Never Be Able To Forget

If we forget the past, then we are doomed to eat green ketchup again.

Posted on October 15, 2013, 19:50 GMT

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NEVER FORGET...

1. The first time you predicted your future with 100% accuracy:

2. The joy of walking into gym class and seeing this laid out on the floor:

3. Slowly driving yourself insane trying to use one of these relics:

4. The utmost importance of The Original Three:

5. The first time you took your family out West:

6. Every time you popped in one of these absolute classics:

Only to see this screen:

And this one too:

7. Your first MP3 player:

8. The day you became a master painter:

And the day you became a witch:

9. The most delicious 10 seconds of your life:

10. The day you realized reading is much better when you're reading a Little Golden Book:

11. All the beautiful music made with this:

12. Your first work of art:

13. The horror of losing one of these:

And the abject despair of seeing this happen to your beloved slinky:

And the terror of green ketchup:

14. The first time you dropped one of these and it exploded all over the place:

15. Attempting to eat one of these, but mostly just getting it all stuck in your teeth:

16. The toy that got your through the darkest (and greenest) of times:

17. The hardest game of all time:

...maybe:

18. Trying in vain to click all the colors down at once:

19. The joy of finding out what's inside:

20. Seeing these bad boys every time you opened your kitchen cabinet:

21. The ORIGINAL hunger game:

22. What to do immediately when you see six lines:

...this, obviously:

23. Grabbing a cold one after a long day in one of these cups:

24. The only reason you were healthy as a child:

25. The best way to tell someone you care about them:

26. This sweet, sweet nectar:

27. Pulling the top off of these and giving it a good ol'-fashioned lick:

28. Knowing which one of these smells the best (hint: not brown):

29. The finest of fine china:

30. Rooting for your favorite raindrop to win the "race" on a long car ride:

31. The exact height of the Leaning Tower of Cheeza:

And the exact plot of your favorite Disney Channel original:

32. Spending sick days at home with Bob:

33. Walking into the book fair and making the hardest decision of your life:

34. Getting down and dirty with Elmer's:

35. The first time you ever cared about math:

36. The Holy Grail of lunchtime desserts:

37. Cruising around town on these ankle killers:

Or staying inside and cruising around the town on this thing:

38. The first time you realized that these are simultaneously the coolest and least functional erasers ever:

39. Walking through the land of possibilities:

40. The first and only time you felt emotionally attached to a toaster:

41. All out water balloon war:

42. A nice, sticky high five:

43. Making very, very important calls on this:

44. Waiting for what felt like an eternity for this to connect:

45. Being insanely jealous of this room despite knowing you'd have to wake up at 6 a.m. every single morning:

46. Every single word to this jingle:

47. Making out like a bandit on Halloween with these in tow:

48. Painting your tongue full of sugary, sugary deliciousness (and probably future health problems):

49. The movie that made you want a pet so, so badly (and also cry so, so much):

50. The day you realized that not only is it OK to eat dirt and worms, it's actually delicious:

And the wisdom of Mr. Rogers, the wisest man you ever knew:

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