1. The start time:
I can’t believe school used to start before 9am and I actually WENT
2. That one kid who always had to wear shorts:
Everyone else in school: "Yo it's so cold outside, I'm freezing." That one kid:
3. All the screams:
4. Gettin' a little musty before 11 a.m.:
5. Or just seeing anything anywhere and accepting it:
6. The toilet situation:
7. Bowel movements requiring permission:
8. The very random things used as passes:
9. Square dancing?
Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
10. Teachers going to extreme measures:
11. All those jacked-up theater kids:
I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am
12. Spending most of class just running your finger along the wall like this:
13. The Bill obsession:
14. The very strange diet of a high schooler:
15. Kids doing this for no reason:
16. Kids throwing hands at the crack of dawn:
17. The sheer intensity of a Jeopardy review game:
18. Kids cracking their backs on this chair nonstop:
19. All the vomit:
20. Putting on pinnies that reeked of stale sweat:
21. Walking into the bathroom, seeing this, and just thinking, Yeah, makes sense:
22. Did I mention the noises?
23. The lone ball up top:
24. The VERY serious dash for chicken nuggets:
25. Things just breaking off for no reason:
26. Being IMMEDIATELY behind:
27. That rumor everyone knew for some reason:
28. Thinking stabbing yourself with a mechanical pencil made you cool:
29. The noises...THE NOISES:
30. Every single class ending like this:
31. People dressed up for absolutely no reason:
32. And thinking it was VERY important that you know this:
