29 Things Basically Everyone Experienced During Their Childhood But Never, Ever Talks About
And I STILL do some of them.
When they were a kid, pretty much everyone...
1. Pinched their finger for no reason:

2. Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:

3. Did the dolphin thing:

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4. Became grocery store–famous:

5. Stabbed the life out of an eraser:

6. Developed a "smoking" habit:

7. Clipped their mouth shut for some reason:

8. Began a long career as a chemist:

9. Took tons of bottle cap shots:

10. Felt that deep watermelon seed regret:

11. Raced raindrops on a car window:

12. Pretended to have pool powers:

13. Drew hair exactly like this:

14. Became a waterbender:

15. Tried their best to defeat science:

16. Became a superhero:

17. Felt like the highest of high society:

18. Played dead:

19. Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:

20. Ate macaroni like a cultured human:

21. Tried to balance the switch in the middle:

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22. Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this:

23. Pulled as many coupons as they could get your hands on:

24. Made the most awkward call:

25. Made the mad dash upstairs:

26. Poked their finger through that plastic:

27. Kept an eye open for demons:

28. Tried to push 'em all down:

29. And fell for this exact joke:

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AHHHHH.
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