29 Things Basically Everyone Experienced During Their Childhood But Never, Ever Talks About
And I STILL do some of them.
When they were a kid, pretty much everyone...
1. Pinched their finger for no reason:
2. Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:
3. Did the dolphin thing:
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4. Became grocery store–famous:
5. Stabbed the life out of an eraser:
6. Developed a "smoking" habit:
7. Clipped their mouth shut for some reason:
8. Began a long career as a chemist:
9. Took tons of bottle cap shots:
10. Felt that deep watermelon seed regret:
11. Raced raindrops on a car window:
12. Pretended to have pool powers:
13. Drew hair exactly like this:
14. Became a waterbender:
15. Tried their best to defeat science:
16. Became a superhero:
17. Felt like the highest of high society:
18. Played dead:
19. Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:
20. Ate macaroni like a cultured human:
21. Tried to balance the switch in the middle:
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22. Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this:
23. Pulled as many coupons as they could get your hands on:
24. Made the most awkward call:
25. Made the mad dash upstairs:
26. Poked their finger through that plastic:
27. Kept an eye open for demons:
28. Tried to push 'em all down:
29. And fell for this exact joke:
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AHHHHH.
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