2.Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:
3.Did the dolphin thing:
4.Became grocery store–famous:
5.Stabbed the life out of an eraser:
6.Developed a "smoking" habit:
7.Clipped their mouth shut for some reason:
8.Began a long career as a chemist:
9.Took tons of bottle cap shots:
10.Felt that deep watermelon seed regret:
11.Raced raindrops on a car window:
12.Pretended to have pool powers:
13.Drew hair exactly like this:
14.Became a waterbender:
15.Tried their best to defeat science:
16.Became a superhero:
17.Felt like the highest of high society:
18.Played dead:
19.Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:
20.Ate macaroni like a cultured human:
21.Tried to balance the switch in the middle:
22.Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this:
23.Pulled as many coupons as they could get your hands on:
24.Made the most awkward call:
25.Made the mad dash upstairs:
26.Poked their finger through that plastic:
27.Kept an eye open for demons:
28.Tried to push 'em all down:
29.And fell for this exact joke:
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