Internet Finds·Posted on Feb 4, 2022Non-Americans Are Sharing The Things They Love About America And The Things They Absolutely Hate"Football fields" is a valid unit of measurement and I won't hear otherwise.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Non-Americans LOVE when Americans... 1. Call their dogs human names: jules🕯️🌾🗡️ @villainlore i love how americans call their dogs stuff like "cooper" "tucker" and "tanner",, i mean i have no idea what any of these names mean but the dog is v cute ❤️ 02:50 PM - 15 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @villainlore 2. Use incredibly American units of measure: Sierra Mist @AHappyLilGhost My favorite thing about americans is how often “football fields” is used as a unit of measurement 03:24 AM - 28 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AHappyLilGhost 3. Live the picnic dream: Elenya @ElenyaRiver I love how Americans make a salad in which the primary ingredient is pasta as a regular picnic side dish 02:29 AM - 30 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ElenyaRiver 4. Swear to their heart's content: The Lotion Lieutenant @oh__marion I love how Americans will interrupt a word to swear. I guaran-gahdamn-tee it. They'll even interrupt a swear word to swear god-mf-damnit 08:04 AM - 19 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @oh__marion 5. Create flavors that are incomprehensible: 'T-Scrap' Spooky LaRoux @Xorny I love how Americans think 'birthday cake' is a flavour 12:10 AM - 26 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Xorny 6. Talk about the weather: aman @amanachos my favorite thing about americans is how much they genuinely enjoy discussing the weather 11:21 AM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @amanachos 7. Put chips inside other foods: bauhaus @asbestbau I love how americans literally put crunched chips in their food Like Damn 07:10 PM - 14 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @asbestbau 8. Go all out for every single season: 𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕪 @svalewayland I love how Americans decorate for every season. I wish we did that here but everything is too darn expensive 10:07 PM - 14 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @svalewayland 9. Pronounce coffee: Julia Hughes @author_hughes I love the way Americans say coffee. That's it. That's the tweet. Caawfee. 09:07 PM - 04 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @author_hughes 10. Say the word vehicle: apoeticmindset @apoeticmindset I love the way Americans from the South say Ve-hic-el. Blessed. 09:32 AM - 02 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @apoeticmindset 11. Break down the months into holidays: kate @mccyeethy I love how Americans kinda break down months by their holidays because then its just November: Thanksgiving :) December: Holiday Season :) January: New Years :) February: Valentines Day :) ❤ March: THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS REPUBLIC OF IRELAND April: Easter :) 04:59 PM - 01 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mccyeethy 12. Call it "horseback riding": Mandy Collins @CollinsMandy Random – I love how Americans say horseback riding, as if we would expect to ride any other part of the horse. 07:35 PM - 15 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CollinsMandy 13. Pronounce nuts funny: t @taylorsdarkhair My favorite thing about Americans is how they pronounce pecan, the rest of us are just like pee-can and y'all are there making bird noises. 11:57 AM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @taylorsdarkhair 14. Say "QUESTION!": Lisa Schmechel @Lisa_Schmechel One of my favorite thing about Americans is that they‘ll often say Question! before asking the question. Like spanish ¿ but actually spoken out. 07:12 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Lisa_Schmechel 15. Completely ignore greetings: pam @vouspouvez i love how americans greet each other by saying how u doing and not answering back 09:18 AM - 23 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @vouspouvez 16. Say words funny: teddy kreuger @LAPlNCADBURY I love how americans say asphalt… ass vault 02:30 PM - 07 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LAPlNCADBURY 17. Say "Tuesday": moving to @lvjyberry ! @R0CKETDUO I love how americans say tuesday. toosday . toosday . 09:33 PM - 06 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @R0CKETDUO 18. Share their hatred of line cutters: 🤠 Howdy Y’all 🤠 @CLINT my favorite thing about Americans is their extreme disgust for line cutters 11:54 PM - 30 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CLINT 19. Make up little weird sayings: scarlett 🇯🇲🇮🇪🇱🇨🇧🇧 @ShadeofScarlett I love when Americans say “whoopty woop” 10:11 PM - 18 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ShadeofScarlett And a whoopty woop to you, too. 20. Refer to a mysterious bay: johan🌈 @johiiiiiiiiiii i love when americans put ”in the bay area” in their bios like what bay area 04:56 PM - 09 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @johiiiiiiiiiii 21. Have nice little nicknames for pets: Pippa 🧣 @pippa_cl I love when Americans say "good girl" or "good boy" to rescued animals @dodo 💘 06:05 PM - 14 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pippa_cl 22. And say doody: kobi @fatherpauIie i love how americans pronounce duty like doody 09:51 AM - 15 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fatherpauIie ON THE OTHER HAND, NON-AMERICANS HATE WHEN AMERICANS... 23. Wear college stuff everywhere: Lucy Dunlop @lucyjdunlop Why do Americans love to wear their college apparel so much? It’s like... I get it.... you’re in debt.... 11:51 AM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lucyjdunlop 24. Measure time by level of schooling: ً @kiIIerdom i hate when americans measure how long ago something was by saying the grade they were in, girl wtf does 6th grade mean to a scottish man 10:29 PM - 07 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kiIIerdom 25. Call themselves Italian: Freddy @fredddddyyyyyy I hate when americans are like “I’m italian”. like no, you’re not. your great great grandparents were italian, and you couldn’t even point to italy on a map 12:54 PM - 11 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fredddddyyyyyy 26. Refer to Europe like it's a small island: SelfTherapy 🏴🇳🇬 @selftherapyUK Hate when Americans are like “I went to Europe” Where’d you go? fucking Scunthorpe or Madrid? 11:25 AM - 05 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @selftherapyUK 27. Don't pronounce that big, fat 'H': Ate Her Kelly @Kellyytoland I hate the way Americans don't say the 'h' in 'herbs'. WHAT THE SHIT ARE ERBS?! 11:36 PM - 08 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Kellyytoland 28. Don't use Celsius: zîlan @ziluthekurd I hate when Americans are like omg it’s 100 degrees here 😩 like btch that’s the boiling point according to the rest of the world 10:42 PM - 22 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ziluthekurd 29. Think they're the champions of the world: #oleout @king_maggick I hate it when Americans call their teams world champions... Which world exactly did you compete with and in? 03:16 AM - 02 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @king_maggick 30. Name kids after their parents: baby annette @evemmore i hate when americans name their sons after their husbands like okay mrs oedipus 04:41 PM - 11 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @evemmore 31. Call university the wrong thing: Graeme Macdonald @_Sobieski Why do Americans call university “school”? It’s not school. It’s university. Stop confusing everyone. 11:37 AM - 28 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_Sobieski 32. Say "chips": Coffinfusion 🎃 @Confusion_ow still can't believe Americans call crisps "chips" it sounds so silly 03:42 PM - 29 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Confusion_ow 33. Celebrate Halloween for like two months before Halloween: blizz @perplederple Why do Americans celebrate Halloween before the 31st? This shit is too confusing for me 06:36 AM - 30 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @perplederple 34. Forget about time zones: ambie bambi @brokenstar01 i hate when americans say “why would anyone be awake this late” 😐 other time zones exist 😐 08:18 AM - 03 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brokenstar01 35. Call foods the wrong thing: big boobs good (the return) @inztantcrush hate seeing americans call a chicken burger a chicken sandwich shut up 10:45 PM - 28 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @inztantcrush 36. Name their kids after boring things: Arwel @Arwel_TB Why do americans do stupid shit like name their kids after days of the week 01:28 PM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Arwel_TB 37. Pronounce "caramel" wrong: Taz Roberts @Taz__Roberts Why do Americans remove the second "A" from "caramel" when pronouncing it? 10:58 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Taz__Roberts 38. Call chocolate a type of candy: ♕ @reemksr i hate that americans call chocolate bars “candy bars” 💀 05:30 PM - 27 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @reemksr 39. Fail to properly abbreviate mathematics: John Rawes @johnrawes Why do Americans say math? The word is mathematics,so shortened its maths.yes? 12:30 AM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @johnrawes 40. Say the entire name of a place: Pumpkin Quirke 🎃 @Pauline_Quirke I hate it when Americans say “Paris, France” We know it’s in France, Travis. No one takes a romantic city break to Texas. 01:25 PM - 28 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Pauline_Quirke 41. Get way too excited: Weaponised Dyslexia @WeaponisedD i hate it when americans say “let’s gooooo!!” let’s go where? where you going? 07:34 PM - 09 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeaponisedD 42. Call it "soccer": triz.🧣 mamma mia!! @angelisswift i hate it when americans say soccer no mf it’s football 09:42 PM - 16 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @angelisswift 43. Pronounce the letter Z incorrectly: Adam Hill 🌈🍁 @adamthekween One thing I hate is when Americans pronounce “Zed” as “Zee” 09:40 PM - 26 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @adamthekween 44. And acknowledge the existence of the state of Maryland: ivar the boneless chicken wing @hals_comet hate it when americans talk about maryland as if it’s a state, like shut up that’s a cookie 03:25 PM - 01 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hals_comet Hm. Interesting.