Non-Americans LOVE when Americans...
1. Call their dogs human names:
i love how americans call their dogs stuff like "cooper" "tucker" and "tanner",, i mean i have no idea what any of these names mean but the dog is v cute ❤️
2. Use incredibly American units of measure:
My favorite thing about americans is how often “football fields” is used as a unit of measurement
3. Live the picnic dream:
I love how Americans make a salad in which the primary ingredient is pasta as a regular picnic side dish
4. Swear to their heart's content:
I love how Americans will interrupt a word to swear. I guaran-gahdamn-tee it. They'll even interrupt a swear word to swear god-mf-damnit
5. Create flavors that are incomprehensible:
I love how Americans think 'birthday cake' is a flavour
6. Talk about the weather:
my favorite thing about americans is how much they genuinely enjoy discussing the weather
7. Put chips inside other foods:
I love how americans literally put crunched chips in their food Like Damn
8. Go all out for every single season:
I love how Americans decorate for every season. I wish we did that here but everything is too darn expensive
9. Pronounce coffee:
I love the way Americans say coffee. That's it. That's the tweet. Caawfee.
10. Say the word vehicle:
I love the way Americans from the South say Ve-hic-el. Blessed.
11. Break down the months into holidays:
I love how Americans kinda break down months by their holidays because then its just November: Thanksgiving :) December: Holiday Season :) January: New Years :) February: Valentines Day :) ❤ March: THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS REPUBLIC OF IRELAND April: Easter :)
12. Call it "horseback riding":
Random – I love how Americans say horseback riding, as if we would expect to ride any other part of the horse.
13. Pronounce nuts funny:
My favorite thing about Americans is how they pronounce pecan, the rest of us are just like pee-can and y'all are there making bird noises.
14. Say "QUESTION!":
One of my favorite thing about Americans is that they‘ll often say Question! before asking the question. Like spanish ¿ but actually spoken out.
15. Completely ignore greetings:
i love how americans greet each other by saying how u doing and not answering back
16. Say words funny:
I love how americans say asphalt… ass vault
17. Say "Tuesday":
I love how americans say tuesday. toosday . toosday .
18. Share their hatred of line cutters:
my favorite thing about Americans is their extreme disgust for line cutters
19. Make up little weird sayings:
I love when Americans say “whoopty woop”
And a whoopty woop to you, too.
20. Refer to a mysterious bay:
i love when americans put ”in the bay area” in their bios like what bay area
21. Have nice little nicknames for pets:
I love when Americans say "good girl" or "good boy" to rescued animals @dodo 💘
22. And say doody:
i love how americans pronounce duty like doody
ON THE OTHER HAND, NON-AMERICANS HATE WHEN AMERICANS...
23. Wear college stuff everywhere:
Why do Americans love to wear their college apparel so much? It’s like... I get it.... you’re in debt....
24. Measure time by level of schooling:
i hate when americans measure how long ago something was by saying the grade they were in, girl wtf does 6th grade mean to a scottish man
25. Call themselves Italian:
I hate when americans are like “I’m italian”. like no, you’re not. your great great grandparents were italian, and you couldn’t even point to italy on a map
26. Refer to Europe like it's a small island:
Hate when Americans are like “I went to Europe” Where’d you go? fucking Scunthorpe or Madrid?
27. Don't pronounce that big, fat 'H':
I hate the way Americans don't say the 'h' in 'herbs'. WHAT THE SHIT ARE ERBS?!
28. Don't use Celsius:
I hate when Americans are like omg it’s 100 degrees here 😩 like btch that’s the boiling point according to the rest of the world
29. Think they're the champions of the world:
I hate it when Americans call their teams world champions... Which world exactly did you compete with and in?
30. Name kids after their parents:
i hate when americans name their sons after their husbands like okay mrs oedipus
31. Call university the wrong thing:
Why do Americans call university “school”? It’s not school. It’s university. Stop confusing everyone.
32. Say "chips":
still can't believe Americans call crisps "chips" it sounds so silly
33. Celebrate Halloween for like two months before Halloween:
Why do Americans celebrate Halloween before the 31st? This shit is too confusing for me
34. Forget about time zones:
i hate when americans say “why would anyone be awake this late” 😐 other time zones exist 😐
35. Call foods the wrong thing:
hate seeing americans call a chicken burger a chicken sandwich shut up
36. Name their kids after boring things:
Why do americans do stupid shit like name their kids after days of the week
37. Pronounce "caramel" wrong:
Why do Americans remove the second "A" from "caramel" when pronouncing it?
38. Call chocolate a type of candy:
i hate that americans call chocolate bars “candy bars” 💀
39. Fail to properly abbreviate mathematics:
Why do Americans say math? The word is mathematics,so shortened its maths.yes?
40. Say the entire name of a place:
I hate it when Americans say “Paris, France” We know it’s in France, Travis. No one takes a romantic city break to Texas.
41. Get way too excited:
i hate it when americans say “let’s gooooo!!” let’s go where? where you going?
42. Call it "soccer":
i hate it when americans say soccer no mf it’s football
43. Pronounce the letter Z incorrectly:
One thing I hate is when Americans pronounce “Zed” as “Zee”
44. And acknowledge the existence of the state of Maryland:
hate it when americans talk about maryland as if it’s a state, like shut up that’s a cookie
Hm. Interesting.