…after being forced to listen to this for 15 minutes:
32. And hearing people talk about the internet like this:
On second thought, I’m perfectly happy with the internet the way it is now.
- Brazilian police have charged swimmer Ryan Lochte with falsely reporting a crime. He'll be summoned to Rio to testify.
- Hillary Clinton came closer than ever to attacking Donald Trump's character and tied her opponent to the "alt-right" movement.
- The death toll from Italy's earthquake rose to 250 people amid efforts to dig out residents still trapped in rubble.