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    32 Things That Will Make You Miss The Old Days Of The Internet

    Or have the exact opposite effect. I kind of like the internet the way it is now.

    1. Screen savers that belong in a museum:

    2. And desktops that belong there too:

    3. ZOOGS:

    4. The sweet relief when you saw this:

    ...after being forced to listen to this for 15 minutes:

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    5. Seeing this guy on EVERY SINGLE website:

    6. Viruses that were kinda cute:

    7. The overwhelming rage seeing a paper clip brought you:

    8. The greatest feeling in the world:

    9. A mouse that comes complete with a ball you can play with:

    10. Checking out Main Street:

    11. Getting exceptionally good at clicking out of pop-ups:

    12. Free Frisbees in the mail:

    13. Computers with a lot more LIFE:

    14. Getting the holy grail of messages on MySpace:

    15. Blastin' some math:

    16. Or munchin' some numbers:

    17. OOGACHAKA:

    18. Firing up a game of this:

    19. Or this:

    20. Painting your latest masterpiece with all the tools you need on this:

    21. Or this:

    22. The sweet relief of finally getting something to load:

    23. Being able to chat with and warn friends:

    24. The original Wikipedia:

    25. The only game you ever need to play:

    26. The finest media player ever built:

    27. A place to carry out all of your shenanigans:

    28. Finally finding a perfect copy of the new Linkin Park album on Kazaa:

    29. Losing Nicole's dead weight on the trail:

    30. Having your very own butler:

    31. Cruisin' the web on this bad boy:

    32. And hearing people talk about the internet like this:

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    On second thought, I'm perfectly happy with the internet the way it is now.