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    33 Things That Made You A Total Badass In Elementary School

    Calling all Elementary School Badasses.

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    1. A fresh pack of Crayons WITH the built-in sharpener:

    2. Blue glue. None of that white glue nonsense:

    3. Huffin' some marker scents:

    4. Finishing this way before all those other chumps in class:

    5. Waltzing into this with a pocket full of money:

    6. Showing off your endless amount of art supplies. Yeah, that's an ERASER.

    7. Writing naughty things on your calculator:

    So badass:

    8. Having the flyest project on the block:

    9. Surviving butt scooter day:

    10. Ripping glue off your hands like it wasn't even a big deal:

    11. Opening your eyes juuuuuust a little bit so you could recognize shoes during 7-Up:

    12. Busting out one of these and twisting the hell out of it:

    13. Shootin' up lead:

    14. Waltzing into the lunchroom with one of these bad boys:

    15. Consulting that magical eraser to make life decisions:

    16. The ol' finger trick:

    17. Sword fights to the death with these:

    18. Not even CARING when you got this punishment:

    19. Getting that sweet, sweet sugar high:

    20. Doing this with your pencil:

    21. Getting your witch fingers on:


    22. Trying to put all three colors down AT THE SAME DAMN TIME:

    23. Dressing up your No. 2 pencil with this baby:

    24. Hanging out at this chill spot:

    25. Showing off your balancing skills:

    26. Seeing if the legend was true:


    27. Consulting the fortune-teller:

    28. A fresh eraser on the back of your Dixon Ticonderoga:

    29. Doing some gym class tumbles on this hard-as-concrete mat:

    30. Getting up to show off your hot new outfit here:

    31. Coming away from this "NOT IT":

    32. Making your mark:

    33. And dying of cholera:


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