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Posted on Jan 8, 2014

35 Things From Your Childhood That Are Extinct Now

Crispy M&M's have gone the way of the buffalo.

1. Crispy M&M's:

Via Facebook: BRING-BACK-CRISPY-MMS

There has been a serious lack of crisp in our lives since 2005.

2. Trix shaped like ACTUAL FRUIT:

Via ahomechan.deviantart.com

We've been living in spherical hell ever since 2006.

3. Sour Altoids:

Via orlandosentinel.com

Our tongues have been perfectly (and sadly) intact since 2008.

4. Surge:

Via tigerdroppings.com

We have all been denied this green, sugary, strange concoction since 2003.

5. French Toast Crunch:

Via Twitter: @fucktyler

This sweet, sweet nectar has evaded our lips since 2006.

6. Planters Cheez Balls:

Via finance.yahoo.com

Life got a little less cheezy in 2006.

7. Wonder Ball:

Via the-foods-we-loved.wikia.com

We haven't been able to enjoy candy while also being scared of choking on small trinkets since 1996.

8. Butterfinger BB's:

Collecting Candy / Via collectingcandy.com

Another casualty of the Snack Food Purge of 2006.

9. Oreo O's:

The most important O-shaped candy has been gone since 2007.

10. P.B. Crisps:

Collecting Candy / Via collectingcandy.com

Disappeared in 1995.

11. Sprite Remix:

The world became mixed permanently in 2005.

12. Fruit String Thing:

Via complex.com

Fruit "things" have been all but gone from our lives since the mid-2000s.

13. Clearly Canadian:

Via en.wikipedia.org

Gone...but there's hope!

14. Squeezit:

Via Facebook: Squeeze-Its

No one has had this wonderful elixir since 2001.

15. Tan M&M's:

Via izismile.com

Gone since 1995 and replaced by those TRASH blue ones.

16. PB Max:

Via livestrong.com

The max became the min in the early '90s.

17. Crystal Pepsi:

Via ebay.co.uk

1993 claimed this strange, strange beast.

18. Nesquik Cereal:

Via sabitonline.com

You haven't been able to pretend you're eating rabbit poop since 2012.

19. Skittles Gum:

Via memoryglands.com

Yup. You guessed it. 2006 ripped these sweet treats from our mouths, too.

20. 3D Doritos:

Via billielovejess.wordpress.com

The world has been flat, boring, and 2D since 2005.

21. Rice Krispies Treats Cereal:

Via urlesque.com

All but gone from this Green Earth.

22. Fruitopia:

Via hiebing.com

Our Fruitopia (in the U.S.) became a Fruitpocalypse in 2003.

23. Bubble Jug:

Via weheartit.com

Our bubblegum has been jug-less for years now.

24. Chicken Fries:

Via seriouseats.com

Our chicken has been much more natural-shaped since 2012.

25. Lime Skittles:

Via candyblog.net

Replaced by those GARBAGE green apple Skittles last year.

26. Sprinkle Spangles:

Via mrbreakfast.com

Cereal has been without a genie since the early '90s.

27. Josta:

Via reddit.com

Never made it to the turn of the century. Left behind in 1999.

28. EZ Squirt Ketchup:

Via money.ca.msn.com

This might actually be a good thing. It's been gone since 2006 (obviously).

29. Jell-o Pudding Pops:

Via tomcatltd.com

Bill let us down in 2004.

30. Apple Newtons:

Via caloriecount.com

Apples have become scarce in the recent years.

31. Chocolate Vanilla Creme Pop-Tarts:

Via poptarts.wikia.com

Popped on out of our lives in the mid-2000s.

32. Pepsi Blue:

Via giantbomb.com

Blue da-ba-di-da-ba-DIED in 2004.

33. Orbitz:

Via socialtechpop.com

Sodas with stuff flyin' around in them were never meant to be. Gone since 1998.

34. Magic Middles:

Via Facebook: BRING-BACK-Keebler-MAGIC-MIDDLE-COOKIES

Magic ceased to exist in the mid-'90s.

35. Ecto-Cooler:

Via Facebook: Hi-C-Ecto-Cooler

Has appeared on literally every "thing I miss from the '90s" list since 2001. Did you really expect to not see this here? C'mon, man.

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