Today Apple is set to announce, among other things, a news subscription service and a Netflix competitor.
That's all well and good, but it's not what the people need nor want. What DO we need? Well...
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COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY
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IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
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IS THAT IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE? AM I MISSING SOMETHING???
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GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.
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GIVE THEM A CHARGER THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE SENT TO THE GREAT USB PORT IN THE SKY AFTER, LIKE, 47 MINUTES.
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PLEASE, WE'RE BEGGING YOU.