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The 11 Worst Songs To Have Sex To

When you and your fine friend are about to get down to business, always remember to turn your iPod off shuffle. One of these libido slashing songs will ruin your day. Add yours!

  • 11. In The Arms Of An Angel by Sarah McLaughlin

    Potentially sexy line: It's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh/This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees.

  • 10. The Reading Rainbow Theme

    Potentially sexy line: "Friends to know/And ways to grow."

  • 9. Yakety Sax

    Potentially sexy line: Probably the part where it goes "nah nah nah nah."

  • 8. Boom Shakalaka!! by Apache Indian

    Potentially sexy line: The whole song just oozes sex, so I'm going to go with the title: boom shakalaka.

  • 7. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah by Allan Sherman

    Potentially sexy line: "And the head coach wants no sissies/So he reads to us from something called Ulysses." What's sexier than James Joyce?

  • 6. Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton

    Potentially sexy line: I don't even want to get into this. It's a song about a kid dying. There is absolutely not trace of sex in this.

  • 5. Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

    Potentially sexy line: "If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe/I'd been married long time ago." Easy.

  • 4. God Bless The USA by Lee Greenwood

    Sadly, there isn't anything remotely sexy about patriotic songs.

  • 3. The Power Rangers Theme

    Potentially sexy line: "No one can ever take them down/the power lies on their siiiide."

  • 2. We Are The World by USA For Africa

    Potentially sexy line: We are all a part of God's great big family/And the truth, you know love is all we need

  • 1. The Entire Discography Of Limp Bizkit

    Seriously. They ruined George Michael. THEY RUINED GEORGE MICHAEL!!!