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The Definitive Ranking Of College Dorm Room Posters

Audrey, Bob, those two girls kissing: They're all here. BUT WHAT WILL TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT?!?!

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25. Animal House

Via caltech.typepad.com

I mean, it literally says "college" right there. It doesn't say "elementary school," it doesn't say "vocational school." Doesn't even say "collage." It says "college." If you ever need to be reminded of the space your body is currently occupying, this poster is for you.

22. The Kramer

Via amazon.com

Remember Seinfeld? The television show? This is the a poster to hang up so you can remember Seinfeld. Often I'll wake up in a cold sweat, thinking I have forgotten something, only to glance on my ceiling and see that it was Seinfeld I was looking for all along.

21. Einstein with His Tongue Out

Via didyouknowblog.com

A must for anyone who wants to be licked by an old man but can't quite bring themselves to make this dream a reality. The next best thing is wetting the tongue on this poster and rubbing up on it a few times a day. Trust me.

17. Muhammad Ali Standing over Sonny Liston

Via historicalwallpapers.blogspot.com

This poster is a great substitute for exercising. Quick side note: It would be pretty cool to make a version of this poster where like Mohammad Ali's muscles sort of bulged out? Like on Goosebumps book? Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah.

11. "The Kiss" by Gustav Klimt

Via latetothemovies.com

True story: The first time I saw this in a friend's dorm, I literally didn't recognize there was two people in it until I asked, "Why do you have a painting of a big rock on your wall?" after two semesters.

6. A Scarface Movie Poster

Via thinkdesignblog.com

I don't really know what to say about this except that I like this movie but I think I would like it more if it were called Scarf Ace and was about people playing poker with scarves on. I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm tired.

1. That One Pink Floyd Poster with All the Butts

Via dailymentioner.wordpress.com

Did you expect anything else at No. 1? Come on, now. This one has it all: Pink Floyd, naked women, and the guarantee that you will only ever enjoy one of those in your life because you have this poster on your wall. Man, I miss college.