I’m Sorry, But These 22 Extremely Dumb Arguments Against Canceling Student Debt Relief Are Turning My Brain To Mush

    "Canceling student loans is a slap in the face to those who struggled to pay theirs off." Then I guess antibiotics are a slap in the face to everyone who died of the Plague.

    So, if you haven’t heard, today the Supreme Court decided 6–3 against President Biden’s plan to give people upwards of $10,000 in student debt relief, denying struggling Americans even the slightest bit of a break. If you’ve been perusing the comment sections on articles about the decision, you’ve no doubt come across some real stinkers of arguments against debt relief. Here are some of the worst arguments against student loan forgiveness:

    1. The "I Worked My Butt Off" argument:

    a boomer saying they worked hard to pay their tuition off when it was only $750 a semester

    2. The "I Can't Gift Money Away" argument:

    someone complaining about working hard while others are gifted money

    3. The "I'm Not Babysitting Millennials" argument:

    someone saying they want a rebate from paying off their loan

    4. The "It's Their Choice" argument:

    someone misspelling their reply so someone else tells them to take a free grammar class

    5. The "Everyone Needs to Do What I Did" argument:

    someone wanting the money back they paid for college and someone responding that college in 1905 was only $2.36

    6. The "No Excuses" argument:

    "Ah yes, the 'i am in a wheelchair' excuse

    7. The "It's a Slap in the Face" argument:

    headline saying loan cancellation would be a slap in the face to everyone who paid; someone responds, just like antibiotics are a slap to the people who died of plague

    8. The "Join the Army" argument:

    someone saying they joined the military in order to be debt free so it's a slap in the face to have loans cancelled

    9. The "It's Only Good When the Government Gives ME Money" argument:

    a post saying that instead of raising the min wage and forgiving students loans, they should give money to social security since they've already worked

    10. The "What About Doctors" argument:

    someone saying, if democrats want to forgive student loans, they should forgive nurses and doctors loans, and "put that in one of your stimulus bills"

    11. The "Money Is the Only Reason a Degree Matters" argument:

    comment says if college becomes free jobs will no longer require a high school diploma to get hired

    12. The "Work Multiple Jobs" argument:

    "it's a slap in the face like antibiotics are a slap in the face to everyone who died of the plague."

    13. The "I Worked Through It 50 Years Before Student Loans Existed" argument:

    "Ma'am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shillings"

    14. The "Kids Should Start Scavenging Early" argument:

    someone trying to justify a 7 year old collecting for college so everyone else should be doing the same

    15. The "What's Next, Forgiving Medical Debt" argument:

    someone saying medical debt should be forgiven instead of student loans

    The "What's Next, Forgiving ALL Debt" argument:

    "Why don't we just cancel ALL debts of any kind!!"

    16. The "Next Thing You're Gonna Tell Me HOUSING Is a Right, Too" argument:

    someone responding to bernie sanders saying, owning a home isn't a crime so those should be free too

    17. The "I Signed the Predatory Contract" argument:

    comment saying their not using their degree but they signed the dotted line so they'll be paying the money back

    18. The "College Students Are the Least Needy Group of People" argument:

    someone saying it's offense to give loan forgiveness when people with degrees make more

    19. The "My Bills Are MY Responsibility" argument:

    someone saying their loans could be forgiven but they want to pay for them because that's their responsibility

    20. The "If You Have Loans, You Shouldn't Be Able to Vote" argument:

    "If you work for the government you should not be allowed to vote."

    21. The "Education Is Not a Human Right" argument:

    someone saying education isn't a right, and someone responding that the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was reaffirmed in 1960 and says that it actually is a right

    22. And the "I Did Back in My Day, Why Can't You" argument:

    a receipt from 1975 saying the cost to attend the university of texas at houston was $152.50