Catan isn't just a game, it's a way of life:
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First, there's Catan's official motto:
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And then there's the PRESSURE:
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OH, LORD, THE PRESSURE:
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And your mantra through those stressful times:
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And the lies, all the lies:
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There's that one friend (totally not you) who refuses to give up:
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And the other friend (totally not you again) who needs this card:
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Which just gives you more time to build MASTERPIECES at the start of every game:
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There's the moment when you end a turn with eight cards...
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And then when someone immediately hits you with a seven:
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Which, I mean, is the perfect strategy anyway:
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There's your hand every single game:
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And there's trading with other people:
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There's your official slogan:
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And humanity's deepest, darkest desire:
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But it's all for the love of the game:
