1. On dinosaurs:
2. On medicine:
My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.
3. On pranks:
4. On tampons:
Great... my 3 year old saw me pull a tampon out & now she’s going around saying mommy had a mouse in her butt
5. On tattoos:
6. On the floor:
Of all the terrible ways to be woken up I think, “mommy, my fart is on the floor,” takes the cake. 😳😂
7. On replacements:
8. On anniversaries:
9. On love:
10. On glasses:
11. On weight:
12. On funerals:
13. On lifeguards:
14. On the Bible:
15. On movies:
16. On walls:
17. On life:
My cousins yr7 class were talking about what they’re grateful for and everyone was talking about their mums, one kid in the class had lost his mum a few months ago and my cousin saw him crying so he reassured him by saying “don’t worry everyone’s mum is going to die”-