If you just had the absolute worst week ever, just remember...
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The person whose tattoo kinda sorta missed the mark:
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The person who will never trust a robot again:
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The person whose custom pens came out way too literal:
4.
The person who needs a bag of toiletries to clean up their bag of toiletries:
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The person with the worst luck on planet Earth:
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The person who will not be opening that door anytime soon:
7.
The person who was kind enough to share their coffee with the floor:
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The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
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The person who gave their car a fresh, new paint job:
10.
The person whose toaster shall toast no more:
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The person who might wanna throw their phone in some rice:
12.
The person who took a little souvenir home with them from the gas station:
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The person who will be crowned king should they remove the jar from the sink:
14.
The person whose burger is still practically breathing:
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The person who pulled their dang oven apart:
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The person who ain't going nowhere anytime soon:
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The person who got a little extra flavor in their morning cup of tea:
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And the poor, poor soul whose car got cheesed:
