Okay, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These People Who Definitely Regret Every Decision They Made Last Week

    Rough stuff, folks. Rough stuff.

    1. The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:

    A cutting board higher than the stove

    2. The person whose entire world just got rocked by a pill mix-up:

    One bottle is "Relax & Sleep" and one is "Colon Cleanser," and the bottles look the same

    3. The person whose pizza has seen some terrible things:

    A completely burnt pizza

    4. The person who let the Sasquatch borrow their heels:

    Mold/dirt stains inside a pair of high heels

    5. The person who had the unthinkable happen to their poor, poor marshmallows:

    Marshmallows in a bag melted above a toaster oven

    6. The person whose mozzarella sticks contained nary a stick of mozzarella:

    Hollow breaded sticks with no mozzarella inside

    7. The person who is facing the egg dilemma to end all egg dilemmas:

    Eggs still frozen in a frying pan

    8. The person who turned their bed into a candle crime scene:

    Red wax on a blanket looking like blood

    9. The person who had some real Italian coffee:

    10. The proud new owner of the Samsung Dalí remote:

    A remote control that's partly melted

    11. The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2023:

    A person's hand and face imprinted on a couch

    12. The person who did the best they could:

    A car and a car port that don't fit

    13. The person who got a fun little surprise with their floss:

    Dental floss with debris on it in the case

    14. The person who got a little extra protein with their cereal:

    Little insects in a bowl of cereal with milk

    15. The person who got EXACTLY what they wanted:

    Bottom of the sugar container split, so it's all over the countertop

    16. The person whose plates might have a few blemishes:

    A stack of broken plates

    17. The person who knows 2023's hottest look will be "shirt that got caught in a tool at the job site":

    A person wearing a shirt that's tangled up in some kind of tool

    18. The person who is now forever trapped within the confines of their hoodie:

    Close-up of the zipper of a hoodie

    19. And the person who brutally ended this poor slug's time on Earth:

    A slug impaled by a leaf