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The person whose iron is currently burning a hole to the center of the Earth:
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The person who will be going to AppleCare with a very interesting story:
3.
The person who lost the first battle in the war against the machines:
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The person whose morning coffee had an extra-special ingredient:
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The person who had perhaps the most tragic thing in the world happen to them:
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The person whose bananas simply unraveled:
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The person who ran into a Looney Tunes scenario while moving:
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The person whose bed was absolutely desecrated:
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The person whose mom made a very sticky mistake:
10.
The person whose cats' love language is causing an absolutely gigantic mess:
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The person whose bagel is currently under construction:
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The person whose candle went absolutely nuclear:
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The person with the most beautiful view in all the land:
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The person who found an ancient fossil print in the quinoa flour:
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The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
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The person whose retainer shall retain no more:
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The person who can never, ever open this trash can:
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The person who must have angered the fridge gods:
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And the person who needs to stop associating with this monster:
