If you had a bad year, just remember:
1. The person who forgot it was paving day:
2.
The person who made the worst wrong number mistake of all time:
4.
This person about to have a very hairy soda:
5. The person who lives next to the Nocturnal Mower:
6.
The person who can never get their haircut again:
7.
The proud owner of a brand-new, unique vehicle design:
8. The person whose ring is juuuuust a little bit messed up:
9. The person who is now the proud owner of the world's stickiest airpods:
10.
The person who didn't realize what day it was:
11. The people who now have to wait for their car to dry:
12.
This person who might have a slight problem here:
13.
The creator of the smoothie of mass destruction:
14.
This person who will not be eating cake tonight:
16. The person who made a molten pizza:
17. The person whose kitchen will smell like garlic for all eternity:
18. The person whose driveway now has a fun unique design:
19. The person who was betrayed by technology:
20.
This poor, poor soul:
22. The person who executed the very, very rare double pie drop:
23.
This person who just learned a lesson they will never forget:
24. The person who got a nice l'il kiss from a bird while riding a bike:
25.
The people who are forever trapped in a hallway:
26.
The person who got betrayed by a single grain of rice:
27.
The poor, poor chefs this happened to:
28. The person who just found out their toddler learned how to use the microwave:
29.
The proud owner of a brand new lemon:
30.
This adventurous chef:
31. The person who added a very special plasticky ingredient to their cookies:
32.
This person who is about to have a very difficult lunch:
33. The person who took a big hair risk:
34.
The person who turned money into confetti:
36. The person who burned down their whole bathtub:
37.
The person whose kid got their ultimate revenge:
39. The person who will spend the rest of their life sorting through this:
40. The person who got a fun little extra topping on their pizza:
41. The person who cooked a pizza from hell:
42.
The person with a brand-new penny tattoo:
43. The person who apparently melted a smurf in their laundry room:
44. The person who is probably now without job:
45.
The person who shared their tastes with the whole neighborhood:
46. The person who made mac and cheese from hell:
47. The person who just found out about their neighbor's new chandelier in the worst way possible:
48. The person with the world's shortest shower head:
49. The person who had to MacGyver a damn zipper:
50.
And the person who just received the worst update they could receive:
