If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember...
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The person whose car just got a stake through the heart:
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The person who probably should have taken those muffins out a few seconds earlier:
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The person whose TV was no match for their Winter Candy Apple–scented candle:
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The person who gambled and lost:
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The person who's about to make three new friends:
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The person who might wanna grab some paper towels:
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The person who will never, ever forget what this bird did to them:
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The person who has a slight leak in their home:
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The person who just got a brand-new 65-inch Flysung OLED:
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The person who might want to get the heat turned on:
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The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:
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The person whose musical taste spans the coasts:
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The person who had the worst kind of surprise:
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The person whose drinks shall never be warm again:
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The person who will never sit down again without looking for a sweet piece of delicious fruit:
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The person whose mirror is absolutely perfectly placed:
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The person who'd better be driving a bulldozer:
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The person who knows that nothing but despair lies beyond this door:
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The person who left the noddles in juuuuust a tad too long:
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The person whose strand of hair is now ready to enter the afterlife:
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The person who experienced a true soy sauce disaster:
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The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God:
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The person who was betrayed by the deodorant they loved the most:
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The person whose lamp is evidently possessed:
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The person whose wrist shall never be itched:
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The person who just made an enemy for life:
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The person who created a casual death beam in their car:
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The person who took a wrong turn. A very, very wrong turn:
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The person whose soup just got a whole lot more cronchy after a glass broke:
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The person whose cake met an untimely end:
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The person whose house got the Nosferatu stake-through-the-heart treatment:
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The person whose cash savings are now experiencing exponential growth (of mold):
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The person who played way too fast and loose with precious goods:
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The person whose dad definitely got that little spot out for them:
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The person who was kind enough to give the gift of dental care to a friendly roach:
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The person who experienced true devastation:
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The person who should have brought a pair of Wayfarers onto that plane:
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The person whose child's bite is honestly impressive:
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The person who found out a fun fact about themself today:
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The person whose coat got a hot, new coat of paint:
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The person who'd better start telling people Jackson Pollock used to live in their building:
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The person with perhaps the world's heaviest candle:
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The person whose dinner is, quite frankly, all screwed up:
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The person whose chocolate breakfast will now fortunately ward off any and all vampires:
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The person whose clothes shall go unwashed:
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The person who needs to never, ever try to make bread again:
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The person whose melon was harboring a terrible, terrible secret:
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The person who experienced this shattering reality:
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The person who has to play limbo with some fallen power lines every time they leave their house:
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And the person who must leave their house and never return upon finding this:
