If you're having a rough day, just remember...
1. At least your computer isn't part soup:
2. And at least it doesn't have permanent new iron shaped design:
3. And at least your stairs aren't the cat's new toilet:
4. Hey, at least your kayak can still be classified as a solid:
5. And at least your spatula didn't get brutally murdered:
6. And, hey, at least your oven isn't now 85% plastic:
8. And at least this didn't happen in your washing machine:
I accidentally put my leather gloves in the washing machine
9. And, hey, at least you didn't pull off a very rare "double lock":
10. Look at the bright side: you're not eating coffee flavored ramen for lunch:
11. And you're not wearing cheese flavored clothes:
12. And, hey, at least this isn't your lunch today:
13. Hey, at least you still have your shower head:
15. And, hey, look at the bright side: a bunch of pigeons don't have a personal vendetta against you:
16. At least you haven't systematically destroyed a tire:
18. And, hey, at least you didn't wake up at 5 AM this morning:
19. At least you didn't confuse you with you:
20. And at least you didn't find out you sleepwalk in the most awkward way possible:
21. And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you:
23. And at least you aren't eating controller for dinner:
And, hey, when days seem rough, just remember: at least this didn't happen to you:
