The next time you go to throw on a pair of ripped jeans during the summer, just remember...
1. THIS:
2. AND THIS:
3. AND, OH LORD, THIS:
4. REMEMBER THIS:
5. THIS:
6. AND, OH BOY, THIS:
7. KEEP THIS IN MIND:
8. AND THIS:
9. AND, GOOD GRAVY, THIS:
10. REMEMBER THIS:
11. THIS:
12. AND, JUMPIN' JACKRABBITS, THIS:
13. JUST REMEMBER THE SUN TAKES NO PRISONERS:
14. NO KNEE IS SAFE:
15. NOR THIGH:
16. NOR LEG:
17. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO PUT ON SOME RIPPED JEANS...
18. PUT ON SOME DANG SUNSCREEN, MY FRIEND.
